Beautiful brunette shits a big turd

*yawns as i wake up* Bella...? Jasmine...? *looks around*

*gets drowsy, i limp tiredly over to the bed, collapses on it, falling asleep*

any minute now.....

Bella my sweet babe *sits on a chair*

i got enough energy this time to wait for you

if your still awake, i can tell you it again

damnit..... i thought you were having trouble, im so sorry i ruined tonight...

I just love this girl, it's so sexy how she shits.

oh you fell asleep

babe???

i need your user

its nice to just piss and poo when and whenever i want

okie, when you get back, ill be on the PS4, give me a few minutes though as i have to start the TV and PS4

aw... get a pillow for your back if you need to

brb ima do just that

not yet

are you nice and comfy on the toilet?

but read my instructions again, 5 minutes until i get on

yes

ok i got it now do ppl have users???

if only i was there to ease your pain....

are you set up in there babe?

okie *smiles*

oh damn.... i think if you have other things running on it, it wont work, when i get on, close out everything and only start War Thunder, not right now though

im gonna do your bathroom hack

no

does it let you log in?

i just tryed that i think its laptop

you pressed enter in the search? it doesnt show results as you input letters

i dont wanna leave you either my love

but if it freezes your computer, you have to shut it down (holding power button until it stops everything its doing)

and i done that and dint work

i need to poop irl but i dont wannaleave you.. maybe i do the bag thing

yea, its an issue with the update, close out War Thunder and start it again

just to double check and be sure, if you forgot, bottom right of your screen, theres 4 icons, click the contacts icon, click search, type in martinct and click each one and click add contact, once i get on, ill notice the request, when i accept, ill send you a message there, the 3rd icon will glow once i send the message, click on there, the rest is easy, just click on the name where you see a glowing icon, that tells you a response was sent

idk why but i cant its crashing befor i can do it and when i do it say error

so you followed my directions and added me?

mmm...

just to let you know you will hear a lot of plops

*hugs you tight* ill wait for you... once you cleaned up, try my idea, im trying my best for you...

heres an idea... if you ever get uncomfy on the toilet, make pillows using 2 towels, fold them, put them on the sides and sit, use something to put your computer on, you can tell me if its a stupid idea...

im gonna be gone for a while i was to late for the toilet........

believe it or not Bella, but you make my days better when you talk to me...

*pants heavily as i stop pushing, you hear a loud splat as my chunk lands in the bowl* m-maybe you could play War Thunder with me in the bathroom, while on t-the toilet, so you dont have to consume pads...

in real life tho

how bad dose today get im on my period and I have dierrhea

owwww..... *quickly grabs a big clear bowl, places it under Bella's seat, sits on it and starts pushing out a large chunk of shit, a tear goes down my cheek as its hurting*

sorry im not talking alot im running in and out of the bathroom

hmm... *clutches my growling stomach*

im so excited to play War Thunder with you, its gonna be fun!!